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I just read some of the Toronto Pearson Wi-Fi acceptable use policy. It’s even more full of crap than your average AUP.

You agree to not use the Wi Fi Service to:
[...] disrupt the normal flow of dialogue, cause a screen to “scroll” faster than other users of the Wi Fi Service are able to type, or otherwise act in a manner that negatively affects other users’ ability to engage in real time exchanges;

So, if I load a webpage and scroll it down while reading, I have to scroll slower than everyone else using this service can type?

I’m convinced nobody actually read this AUP, including the people who wrote it.

Here’s a link to the AUP that may not work if you’re not actually at Pearson airport.

PSA: firefoxes are real!

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Red panda, originally uploaded by scjody.

I had no idea until recently that the red panda is also known as a firefox! The firefox isn’t a mythical creature after all, but a real species living in China. I visited firefoxes almost exactly a year ago in Chengdu, Szechuan, China and I had no idea!

/blog/random

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Long time no blog.  I’ve been busy as usual.  I flew to Ireland for a family wedding in April, then drove to Scotland for a day, then flew home via Iceland!  Iceland is a neat place but it’s still winter in April.  Oh well, I met some great people, did some fun hiking, and enjoyed Reykjavík.

Most of the doors in my apartment suck.  Why are North American doors so bad?  Doors in most of Europe are much better designed and always latch solidly and seal well.  I’m always impressed by the door when I go to the bathroom in Europe.  Do you know what it’s like being impressed every time you go to the bathroom?  I told you this blog post would be random.

What else? So much else, but it’s Caturday and I have awesome people to see! Here’s a present you’ll enjoy if you love timelapses or Montréal as much as I do.

Timelapse – The City Limits from Dominic on Vimeo.

Pro pro choice

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Yesterday I happened upon a pro choice rally at the corner of St-Laurent and St-Joseph.  This made me happy because I walk past that park on my way to work and there’s been a “40 days for life” protest there for the past while.  The pro choice women got a lot more public support and seemed to be having a lot more fun!

Obviously I support the pro choicers… banning abortions seems like a complete anachronism to me, something from the dark ages.  I wonder if next month, these people are going to protest womens’ rights to vote or own property?

Playa del Fuego!

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I’m planning on going to PDF (Playa del Fuego) this spring… if you’re curious about Burning Man but can’t justify the expense or the week+ away from work, you should consider joining me. It’s May 26-30 this year, in Delaware.

PDF is what’s called a “regional burn” – it operates on the same principles as Burning Man and attracts the same awesome people but it’s smaller (limited to 1000 people) and shorter (4 days.) The big advantages are it’s cheaper ($50 tickets) and closer (9 hours driving, so feasible in a day.)

There’s a whole pile of information here – way too much if this is the first time you’ve heard of PDF so don’t worry about reading it all :) The important things are the Ten Principles of Burning Man, which are followed at PDF as well.  These are the main things that set burns apart from all the other summer festivals – that and lots of fire.

I’m going, and if there are at least 5 of us interested I’ll bring the fryer and do Midnight Poutine. I’m going to drive down in my van, so I can take whatever gear anyone wants plus 1 passenger. My plan is to leave on Thursday morning (to get there Thursday evening) and drive back on Monday.

It’s also possible to fly, if you have more money than time (as I did in 2009.) The site is about a 1h drive from PHL, the US Air hub. There are about 5 direct flights every day from YUL and it takes about 1.5 hours. So: fly out of Montréal on Friday afternoon/evening, go to PDF for the weekend, then fly back as early as you dare on Monday morning.

Tickets go on sale on March 26, so think fast :) Ask me if you have any questions – I’d love to talk your ear off about PDF, Burning Man, Midnight Poutine, or any related things :)

Torsion

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I spent last night in the hospital, recovering from emergency surgery to fix a testicular torsion. Feel free to google that if you want to know what it is. Short version: it’s about as painful as it sounds.

WordPress doesn’t have a good way to hide parts of a post, so the somewhat gory details are on my old livejournal if you want to read them.

It was my first visit to a Montréal emergency room, so here’s some stuff I wish I’d known:

  1. The CHUM (U de M) hospitals are very French.  All the doctors I saw spoke perfect English but the nurses had varying abilities.  It’s a good thing my French is serviceable.  If yours isn’t, it’s probably best to head to a MUHC (McGill) hospital.
  2. 811 won’t tell you this.
  3. If you have a specific problem that is likely to require a specialist (e.g. testicular pain requiring a urologist), try to go to a hospital that has that kind of specialist.  Hotel Dieu didn’t, so they had to transfer me to Saint Luc.  If I’d gone there in the first place (or to a MUHC hospital with a urology department), I’d probably have been treated a lot more quickly.
  4. Again, 811 won’t tell you this.

Other than that, the emergency room was professionally run but very understaffed with long wait times.  I wasn’t surprised by the wait times, as apparently all Montréal hospitals have this problem.  Welcome to our underfunded medical system!

I’m doing fine now, but I’ll be taking it easy for the next while (no exercise for the next 2 weeks, boo.)

Photos!

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Hey, here are some photos! In case you haven’t guessed, I’m sorting through my backlog of digital photos. Enjoy!

Devil's Eyes

This is what a few of us worked on in the early evening: putting red LED eyes on statues around town! (Don’t worry, the LEDs that weren’t stolen were all collected the next day.)

Feb 13b, 2011: single but not bitter

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If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you may remember that today is correctly known as February 13b. Well, this year I’m single but not bitter. I won’t pretend it’s all been puppies and rainbows, but overall I’m happier this way. It works kind of like this… Also Robin is happy too, which means I definitely made the right decision.

I hope everyone reading this is doing well, single or not :) :)

Toronto Decompression; More Photos!

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Last weekend was "Cold Compress", the Toronto Decompression, which is a Burning Man afterparty. I took the train to Toronto for the weekend, arriving in time to go to a small Friday night gathering of mostly Burners hosted by Ted. The real gathering was on Saturday :)

On Saturday I slept in, then headed to the venue to install Double Dazzle. After that I visited Eric at Hacklab for a couple of hours, then went back to the venue to help others prepare their stuff. At 8 I did a short "greeter" shift checking wristbands at the entrance, and then at 9 I joined the party. It still wasn’t all that full, which is a bit strange to me. Why don’t more people show up at 9 (or earlier) to have more time for fun??

Anyway, it was a great party. Any party that includes awesome people, great costumes, a bouncy castle, an icosahedron you could play in [*], etc. has got to be fun! Shortly before 4, I took down Double Dazzle and headed home with Amira, my host.

So, what was Double Dazzle? Unfortunately it was mostly a learning experience… the idea was to test concepts for Double Rainbow, which is a larger artwork that Ryan will hopefully be bringing to Burning Man this year, and in that way it was successful. As art, it was not. But anyway:

The artwork consists of a breakbeam (built from a laser pointer and a photocell), two LED stage lights, and a controller.

The lights are arranged to "dazzle" anyone who walks through the breakbeam (half a second of blinking light), then if they stay for longer, they cycle through some fun blinky effects. Leaving the breakbeam resets the sequence, so the next person is "dazzled" again.

What didn’t work:
1. My homemade breakbeam design sucks. It went out of alignment after about 30 minutes. I fixed it once, but didn’t feel like babysitting it all night. Next time I’m going to use a commercial breakbeam (maybe from a garage door) or Ryan is talking about using a completely different sensor type for Double Rainbow.
2. The placement was very bad. This was through no fault of the art placement team, who gave me lots of options for where to put it and let me choose. I chose a place at the end of the main room, by a door I was told would be closed. Well, it was closed most of the time, but venue staff were using it to come and go with stuff for the bar, and there was a security guard standing in front of it the whole time… not really inviting for anyone who wanted to check out the art! Oh well :) :)

OK, and it’s photo time. I’m slowly getting through a huge backlog of photos, most of them from way before the trip. So now you can check out:

[*] I think it was an icosahedron, but I didn’t count the faces. Too busy playing with it. How it worked: the edges were made of metal tubing bolted together at the vertices, and each vertex also had an eye bolt on the inside. Each eye bolt was connected to all the others (except where that would duplicate a metal edge) with rope. You took off your shoes and spent time balancing, rolling, etc. while people outside steadied the thing or moved it around. It was a really neat toy :)

Modern Duck sighted

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Modern DuckPart of these Russian safety posters

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