1. Cover furniture with plastic (optional, depends on how much you like your furniture.)
  2. Erect tent fly in living room (heh heh, he said erect.)
  3. Wash fly using mild soap, rinse using water.
  4. Meanwhile, wash inner tent using mild soap in front loading washing machine, delicate cycle, no spin.
  5. Apply Nikwax Tent and Gear Proof to fly as directed on bottle.
  6. Coax cat back out from under bed using cat treats.
  7. Allow to dry overnight (the tent, not the cat.)

Tent, drying