LABEL: 8/10.Â You have a rainbow, you have some coffee beans, you have the BOSS, a surly character.Â The label also promises Guatemalan Coffee, which Verbel Kint in The Usual Suspects says is the best coffee in the world.
TEMPERATURE: 8/10.Â It came from a vending machine in a can, and it was warm.Â I love this country!Â Not as warm as it could have been though – perhaps the machine was miscalibrated.
TASTE: 6/10.Â Drinkable, but whatever it’s sweetened with is a bit unpleasant.Â (Tastes a bit like corn syrup, but I don’t think it is.)Â Doesn’t really taste Guatemalan either.
POTENCY: 3/10.Â It woke me up a bit, but I needed a double espresso from Starbucks to stop me from falling asleep 2 hours later.
OVERALL: 6/10. Would buy again, but only if the other coffees were sold out.