Stop scrolling!

I just read some of the Toronto Pearson Wi-Fi acceptable use policy. It’s even more full of crap than your average AUP.

You agree to not use the Wi Fi Service to:
[…] disrupt the normal flow of dialogue, cause a screen to “scroll” faster than other users of the Wi Fi Service are able to type, or otherwise act in a manner that negatively affects other users’ ability to engage in real time exchanges;

So, if I load a webpage and scroll it down while reading, I have to scroll slower than everyone else using this service can type?

I’m convinced nobody actually read this AUP, including the people who wrote it.

Here’s a link to the AUP that may not work if you’re not actually at Pearson airport.