Posts tagged intarweb
We’ve all seen ads on the web that change depending on where they think you are: “Hot Montreal girls that want to fuck you now” or even “Hot Stittsville girls.” I’ve never even been to Stittsville. Maybe I should go – apparently the girls are just as attractive as the girls here, and probably more desperate.
I’m somehow less convinced by this ad though:
I couldn’t sleep on Wednesday night. But I found these, so it’s not all bad.
If you sent email to email@example.com between ~22:00 last night and ~9:00 this morning (Eastern), I might not get it until 9:00 Saturday morning. I screwed up my DNS and some servers have cached copies of the wrong information. If it’s urgent, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Continental Airlines is such a tease:
Yeah, I’d like to fly to Tokyo at 11:30 PM! Sadly, it’s for someone else who put in my frequent flyer number by mistake. I hope I get his miles.
Also, I was filling out some stuff on a social networking site, then realized I had been filling out:
Unfortunately, I don’t know who I am. I’ve been trying to figure that out for years. Fine, I can click your little checkboxes, but don’t confuse them with who I am.
That is all.
A couple of things I’ve promised to send people over the past few days:
For those of you who love Craigslist, here’s a disturbingly accurate parody.